Name: Li'l Bill

Age: 10

Voiced by:
Dave Coulier (Season 1)
Lorenzo Music (Seasons 2-8)

First Appearance:
Episode 1.01: "The Pilot"

Inspired By:
Bill Clinton

Memorable quote:
"I depends on what the meaning
of the word 'schizophrenia' is"


Li'l Bill was one of the most loved characters on the show.   More merchandise was made in his image than in that of any other character in the series.  But some of the facts about Li'l Bill that some viewers may not know include:
  • Bill's voice was provided by Dave Coulier (of Full House fame) for the first season, but the job was then given to the irreplaceable Lorenzo Music for all subsequent seasons.

  • Bill carries his Presidential Lunch Box in all but two episodes:  "Last Bill and Testament" (episode 3.03) and "A Bitter Bill to Swallow" (episode 8.04).

  • Some of the items Bill has pulled out of his lunchbox in times of need are: a chainsaw, a dictionary, Godzilla, a laser pointer, a space suit, a periscope, a trampoline, breath mints, a blowtorch, a horse, a power generator, headphones, a giant map of the United States, a Big Wheel tricycle, a stack of magazines, SCUBA gear, rope, and a sandwich.


This website and everything contained within was created by David Friedman 2002 unless noted otherwise.
It was created as satire, and nobody gave permission for their name or likeness to be used.